the sexiest lore in existence
my actual name: owowen(it’s owen please don’t call me owowen)
gender: i identify as a salmon, neither male or female
what do i do for a living?
good question, i’m a self proclaimed retard who wastes his life on unturned. on unturned i raid bases, rob innocent children, and sell raiding gear in my shop.
with all of my money, i spent it on my unhealthy addiction, consuming glue with the bottle included.
who am i
im an anime hippie gamer, the keeper of the holy salmon, and possibly the most idiotic person at times, i like to party hard.
i am as salty as a potato chip when i loose my glue on unturned, no glue means an unhappy vess.
i like placing random flowers around the map and a ton of them in my shop WHICH YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT AND BUY STUFF FROM ME. i’m desperate
vtm is my habibi, vince is my side habibi even though i met him first so they equal, we the V triangle
if u see me on chernarus, there’s a 50% i am stoned as all hell, for legal reasons this is a joke
i’m a tame impala fanboy
my favorite food is bananas
i came to chernarus when i realized how many goddamn salmon y’all have here
also robrat is a cutie