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Nick_Heart
(@nick_heart)
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How old are you?: 15

Are you somewhat fluent in speaking English?: Yes

Why do you want to join the whitelisted roleplaying community?: I want to join the whitelisted community because I love roleplaying and would like to do it with a more dedicated and serious audience (Though you may notice from my character's backstory I roleplay a bit on the absurd side) I also don't enjoy the toxic community on most open roleplay servers due to the kos and rdming that happens extremely frequently.

Do you have a working microphone?:Yes

Have you had any previous roleplaying experience? (if so we'd love to hear about it!): Yes I have been roleplaying in unturned for about a year and a half and have played on DayzRP for about 3 months.

Character background- Write a background for your character. Talk about how you ended up in the apocalypse and what sort of person your character is- try to keep things realistic: German Pornstar Max "Maultasche-Crotch" Steiner was a German Jew who's father was very harsh and had high standards for Max, he wanted him to become a doctor or a lawyer and move off to America, he told Max,"Machen Sie Ihr Unglück in Glück" roughly translating to "make your misfortune happiness" this Max would remember later, in his late teenage years Max acquired the name "Donkey Bratwurst" and was labeled as an outcast by his peers due to this he became accustomed to long periods of solitude due to his Mother and Father's tragic death that same year after being attacked by a group of German Neo-Nazis. He decided to put his see his misfortune through his father's lens and make it into a fortune, thus German superstar porn symbol "Maultasche-Crotch" was born. Making others happy and bringing joy to those enduring misfortune is what Max loved to do, he enjoyed that so much he tended to not think of his own misfortune or what could cause it. One day a sketchy company offered to shoot with him claiming that their studio had the most acclaim in all of Germany, without hesitation Max signed up and began to work. 3 weeks later Max was diagnosed with HIV. In his hopes to turn his misfortune into happiness he searched far and wide for a medical facility where he could have his HIV extensively researched and he thought immediately of America, how his father had told him to become a doctor and move there, he checked all flights but they were grounded due to a "Strange Infection" he asked everyone in the adult film industry how to get to America and his friend, Adrian "The Slap-Asstronaught" Schmidt told him he had a friend who could get him to Chernarus where he could be flown illegally to America from there, unfortunately they only made it to Chernarus. When they landed on the Northwest Airfield the pilot went to talk to strange figures hobbling along the runway and was overrun, Max ran into the wilderness only to come out days later realizing he was one of the only non-infected people in Chernarus and slowly becoming more sick from the HIV that had become AIDs he decided to change his misfortune once again and use his muscles required to be in the "film industry" to his advantage and become the king of Chernarus using only his strength.

 

 

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Topic starter Posted : 11/07/2017 9:03 am
Nick_Heart
(@nick_heart)
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Completely forgot to put in my steam profile URL so sorry! 76561198098568253

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Topic starter Posted : 11/07/2017 9:40 am
Fisher
(@fisher)

Its so hard to not extremely trashtalk this application. It feels more like a memestory and i kinda feel insulted as a german reading this.

"Machen Sie Ihr Unglück in Glück"  "make your misfortune happiness"

No thats not what it means, but it sounds like google translate.  First of thats a really weird phrase, im hearing it the first time. Literally translated in english it means "Make your misfortune luck(or happiness)" but to make sense it should be "Turn your misfortune into luck (or happiness)"

The story, a jewish, german pornstar named "Maultasche-Crotch"...
If his dad would be soooo serious like you describe him, your man would be EXILED from the family, given u dont know how harsh proud, jewish families are. Father says, it shall happen. He is the LAW.

Anyway. I feel like its a memetext, so i gotta say -1.

Auf wiedersehen, Fisher

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Posted : 11/07/2017 1:19 pm
Nick_Heart
(@nick_heart)
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"Mother and Father's tragic death that same year after being attacked by a group of German Neo-Nazis." His Father died.

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Topic starter Posted : 11/07/2017 6:21 pm
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