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The UnturnedRoleplay Times // Issued 13/7/2018

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BROWN BEARS MOLEST RESIDENTS

Multiple brown bears have been seen molesting the residents of Dunkertown. Not a single soul knows where they are coming from but local bear specialist says they're migrating for winters and molesting people because they're lonely. Multiple residents have also been injured and some even killed. Residents of Dunkertown.. You've been warned.

Story submitted by - Nylex

 

 

CHEATERS UNITE TO CRASH SERVERS

"Servers are potentially under attack from cheaters who are exploiting Unturned to overload the servers and crash it" says Nylex as a plausibly Unturned-wide attack took place which causes servers to crash, which included Chernaurus. Many people were angry and grew impatient by the minute while the Staff too, grew impatient of telling everyone to calm down. Later on today, Nelson released an update which fixed this issue. Once again, good prevails.

 

 

 

SCORPION STRIKES AGAIN

Scorpion made yet another apology post. Does this guy ever stop?

 

 

SERIES IN THE WORK

Nylex confirms that he is planning to begin work on the long awaited series. Many people are excited while others are worried that Nylex will lose his quality for quanitity, though Nylex strongly insists he won't. More on this in the coming weeks.

 

 

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